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OT Changing a light bulb

Started by Miss-Teri, Oct 23, 2003, 08:02 AM

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Miss-Teri

How many forum people does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed


14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

vjm1639

:D  This is GREAT!  LOL...so, so true!

MtnCamper

That's great you should post that on the other boards too. ;)

MommaMia

you forgot the 1 newbie poster who asks where to find the store called Wally World, referred to in the "where to purchase said light bulbs" postings!

Thanks for the chuckle!!!

wiininkwe

Wow, this is us to a T!  LOL:p
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;)

jpreiser

Also need the person to ask  what does DH stand for?? And why is he changing the bulb???

Miller Tyme

Also forgot the 42 users who will debate wattages in various rooms....:D

MtnCamper

And florescent vs. incandescent don't forget the options!

B-flat

What is a light bulb?  Haven't you guys heard of a Coleman lantern?:D

Papaso


Miss-Teri

I'm glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did.  I still laugh every time I read it.  :)

birol

Quote from: Miss-TeriI'm glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did.  I still laugh every time I read it.  :)
I just want to know why you had to be discriminating and picked on the pop-up'ers ? I am sure Hybrider's don't do a better job of it, neither tent'ers ! But you had to pick on the popup'ers ! Shame on you  :mad:


P.S. before anybody gets wise on me : She posted this on a  Popup forum, So she picked on the Popup'ers by choosing this forum ! There ! :rolleyes:

tlhdoc

And the point of the thread is??? ;)  :D

It sure sounds like us.  That is why I like it here.