tee hee!

[MommaMia]

sent from a friend....

Miracle of Toilet Paper
    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my  husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my  
husband replies.
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
    Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
    He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
    Stupid, stupid man.

[angelsmom10]

Men - they'll never learn;)

[birol]

Men - they'll never learn;)

:rolleyes:

[tlhdoc]

 :p   I love it.

[B-flat]

There was a husband complaining to his wife to make him a Bologna Sandwich.  She said, "No , make your own sandwich."  He kept on her about making his sandwich.  Finally she said, "If you don't make your own sandwich, you are not going to see me for 3 days."  Well, he didn't see her the first day and he didn't see her on the second day either.  Finally on the 3rd day he was able to see her just a little bit out of one eye!:D