PULL OVER!!!! - blonde joke

[angelsmom10]

We had started a thread quite a whil ago with some blonde jokes, and I just received this -- had to pass along.  For some reason, I have a feeling it was already said there, but it is just too cute not to pass on again.  Maybe someone has heard some new ones.
 
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde female in a convertible sports car for speeding. The cop walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some ID. The blonde driver searches through her purse n vain.
 
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde cop tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, she sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde driver and says,"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

[Acts 2:38 girl]

:d  :d  :d

[birol]

:d :d :d Is that an insider joke  :J  :W

[Acts 2:38 girl]

woops!      

smiley disfunction

[birol]

woops!  

smiley disfunction

 :J  :J  :J  I was picking on you  :W

[Calstate361]

How do you know when a blonde is using a computer....

 
 
You see "white out" all over the screen.
 
 
Joan

[B-flat]

Two ladies, one blond were running a ranch. One lady sets out for Texas in search of the perfect bull in order to keep a full stock of cattle. Upon reaching Texas, she finds the perfect one, buys it & goes to Western Union to send a wire back to the ranch to the blond for the truck & trailer to be sent to pick up the bull. However, her money has run out and all she had left was $14. Explaining her dilema to the clerk and being told that she can only send one word with that amount of money, she comes up with "Comfortable." The clerk looks at her and says "What is the world is that;who will know what that is?" The lady rancher says, "Well my partner is blond and she'll read it real, real slow several times and know exactly what to do........come for da bull.  Sure enough, the next day the blond come up with the truck pulling the trailer to pick up the bull.

[NightOwl]

:d  :d  :d

Andi, poor Birol didnt realize that this post is another blonde joke in disguise.
       (I think this has nothing to do with being Turkish, rather  he  probably suffers a cultural-iconic  barrier from living in Canada :J  :J  :J )

[birol]

To be honest, I was going to make a joke saying "well, I am not surprised, she couldnt get the emoticons right Andrea is a blonde too ... ", but I thought it would be too offensive  So I was sort of "in" in it It is tough to know where the line is I hope they are still friends with me

Andi, poor Birol didnt realize that this post is another blonde joke in disguise.
    (I think this has nothing to do with being Turkish, rather  he  probably suffers a cultural-iconic  barrier from living in Canada  

[NightOwl]

Andi, poor Birol didnt realize that this post is another blonde joke in disguise.
       (I think this has nothing to do with being Turkish, rather  he  probably suffers a cultural-iconic  barrier from living in Canada :J  :J  :J )

 disclaimer: the above statements are utter nonsense intended strictly for the amusement of Birol and Andi and are not to be taken as anti-Blonde,   anti-Canadian or anti-Turkish  any more than  Austin Boston's "Alien Spacecraft" thread was  an attempt to  sneer at   Martian culture, military prowess, or Intelligence Service/Sources.     :p

 :J

[NightOwl]

Birol, in reading Andi's post, and mine--clearly you "got it"  in both cases.  (Just another reason why we cant do without you around here!)  :W

[NightOwl]

... It is tough to know where the line is I hope they are still friends with me

Hey, Birol, surely you realize by this time that  it will take MUCH more than this to damage our friendships with you!!
 :C  :S  :U  (Sorry not to have a Turkish flag to wave, too.)

[birol]

Yeah We need a Turkish flag around here !

Hey, Birol, surely you realize by this time that  it will take MUCH more than this to damage our friendships with you!!
 :C  :S  :U  (Sorry not to have a Turkish flag to wave, too.)

[topcat7736]

If there's a blonde, brunette and redhead in a third grade class, which has the sexiest body :confused:

The blonde.....she's 18.

[MommaMia]

(I think this has nothing to do with being Turkish, rather  he  probably suffers a cultural-iconic  barrier from living in Canada :J  :J  :J )

Actually... maybe it comes from being a man! :J

Just kidding!  No man haters here!