make sure everything is hooked up (joke)

[campingcop]

"How long have you been driving without a tail light?"
asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and
gave a long, painful groan.

He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up
on him a bit.

"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so
hard. It isn't that serious."

"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what
happened to my boat and trailer?" :J

[topcat7736]

A guy speeding down the NJ Turnpike sees a flashing red light in his mirror and, after a mile, pulls over. The state trooper comes to the window & says to him "you were going 90mph in a 65mph zone and failed to pull over when I turned on my lights. Although I've had a bad day, if you have an excuse I haven't heard, I'll let you go with only a warning".

The guy replies, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a NJ state trooper & when I saw your light in my mirror I thought you were him trying to return her".

The trooper let him go.

[jpreiser]

HA_HA  THAt Is a good one.....

[cb]

We really laughed at that one.  (We're the ones who leave for the weekend sometimes with the garage door open!)