Always wrong answers

[CampNfan]

Armenia?

How many young does a 9-banded armadillo give birth to?

It depends on the water temp.

Why is the sky Blue?

[AustinBoston]

Why is the sky Blue?

Becaue it's been holding it's breath.

Who was the last man on the moon?

Austin

[Kelly]

Who was the last man on the moon?

Austin

Andy Kaufman


What are down comforters stuffed with?

[griffsmom]

pimentos

 
what goes up but doesn't come down

[CampNfan]

pimentos

 
what goes up but doesn't come down

Weight :eyecrazy:

Why does the sky holds its breath?

[brainpause]

Weight :eyecrazy:

Why does the sky holds its breath?

So it will turn blue! (DUH)

What makes grass green?

[MommaMia]

So it will turn blue! (DUH)

What makes grass green?

yellow and blue

Who invented the submarine?

[gsm x2]

yellow and blue
 
Who invented the submarine?

Lord Sandwich
 
What ingredient was added to 6-Up to create 7-Up
 
gsm x2

[CampNfan]

Lord Sandwich
 
What ingredient was added to 6-Up to create 7-Up
 
gsm x2

A TRAMPOLINE....

Why Are Tires Round?

[gsm x2]

A TRAMPOLINE....
 
Why Are Tires Round?

Because it was a good year for inventions.
 
Why is phonetics spelled with a "P"?
 
gsm x2

[AustinBoston]

Why is phonetics spelled with a "P"?

Because the printer was out of F's

What's the most popular search engine on the internet?

Austin

[birol]

arabul

who invented internet ?

[brainpause]

Bill Clinton

Who is the Father of Lies?

[AustinBoston]

Who is the Father of Lies?

Attilla the Hun raised from the dead.




What English word doesn't rhyme with orange?

Austin (thinking this should kill it)

[griffsmom]

orange

 
what color is water?