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MommaMia

#45
Apr 28, 2004, 03:05 PM
Quote from: griffsmomorange

 
what color is water?


clearly it's yellow... beer is yellow.

added later....
ooops.  forgot the next question.  Birol, you take it from here.

birol

#46
Apr 28, 2004, 03:05 PM
White

Who has two thumbs and don't give a .....

Jim in Michigan

#47
Apr 28, 2004, 03:57 PM
Me!

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

gsm x2

#48
Apr 28, 2004, 07:16 PM
Quote from: Jim in MichiganMe!
 
What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
Big Foot with a hangover.
 
What is Godzilla's last name?

brainpause

#49
Apr 28, 2004, 08:10 PM
Baytimur, of course!

What makes water wet?

gsm x2

#50
Apr 28, 2004, 08:15 PM
Quote from: brainpauseBaytimur, of course!
 
What makes water wet?
The extra hydrogen molecule.

Other than paper machete, what other machete is there?
 
gsm x2

tlhdoc

#51
Apr 28, 2004, 09:16 PM
Quote from: gsm x2The extra hydrogen molecule.

Other than paper machete, what other machete is there?
 
gsm x2

Plastic machete.



What is the wettest area in the United States?

AustinBoston

#52
Apr 28, 2004, 09:22 PM
Quote from: tlhdocWhat is the wettest area in the United States?

A tiny town in southwestern Massachusetts called Williamsburg.




What does the VHS stand for on a VHS videotape?

Austin

birol

#53
Apr 29, 2004, 06:54 AM
Vertically Horizantal Standard

What does DVD stand for ?

brainpause

#54
Apr 29, 2004, 09:29 AM
Dangerous Venereal Disease

Why do ball players make so much money?

debbiedee1957

#55
Apr 29, 2004, 10:56 AM
Because they are all decendants of King George II

Where do birds go at night?


Quote from: brainpauseDangerous Venereal Disease

Why do ball players make so much money?

gsm x2

#56
Apr 29, 2004, 08:37 PM
Quote from: debbiedee1957Because they are all decendants of King George II
 
Where do birds go at night?
The bird house.  Like DUH!!!
 
Who has the worst initials in the United States?
 
gsm x2

MommaMia

#57
Apr 29, 2004, 08:42 PM
Quote from: gsm x2The bird house.  Like DUH!!!
 
Who has the worst initials in the United States?
 
gsm x2


you?  (not meant to offend.... really!  It just popped into my head!)

Which is longer, the time it takes to get a kid to sleep at night or the time it takes to wake him up in the morning?

birol

#58
Apr 29, 2004, 09:28 PM
Making them clean up their room !

Who built the statue of Liberty ?

Quote from: MommaMiayou?

Which is longer, the time it takes to get a kid to sleep at night or the time it takes to wake him up in the morning?

jpreiser

#59
Apr 29, 2004, 09:49 PM
Some french guy....



What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?????
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