all anyone has to do is live to be 93

[NightOwl]

My rancher friend down the road sent me this--after receiving this as an apology  following a heated  political arguement  with a friend.  It is really funny and shows the advantage of extreme old age.


Forgiveness:

 The minister asked the congregation to raise their hands if they had
 forgiven their enemies. About half held up their hands. He then
repeated   his question.

 Now about 80 percent held up their hands.He then repeated
his question. All  responded, except one elderly lady.    "Mrs. Jones, are you not
willing to  forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."
"Hmmm,  that is very unusual, Mrs Jones.. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three."  she  replied.
 "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the  congregation how a
 person may not have an enemy in the world?"    

The  sweet little apple-cheeked  thing tottered down the aisle, and said, "It was easy--I out lived those b*tches."

[Kelly]

ROTFLMAO!

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