Deer hunting schedule:

[angelsmom10]

[size=+2]Deer hunting schedule:[/size]

[size=+1]1 a.m. - Alarm clock rings.[/size]

[size=+1]2 a.m. - Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed.[/size]

[size=+1]2:30 a.m. - Throw everything but the kitchen sink in the pick-up.[/size]

[size=+1]3 a.m. - Leave home for the deep woods.[/size]

[size=+1]3:15 a.m. - Drive back home and pick up gun.[/size]

[size=+1]3:30 a.m. - Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight.[/size]

[size=+1]4 a.m. - Set up camp. Realize you forgot the tent.[/size]

[size=+1]4:30 a.m. - Head out into woods.[/size]

[size=+1]6:05 a.m. - See eight deer.[/size]

[size=+1]6:06 a.m. - Take aim and squeeze trigger.[/size]

[size=+1]6:07 a.m. - "Click."[/size]

[size=+1]6:08 a.m. - Load gun while watching deer go over the hill.[/size]

[size=+1]8 a.m. - Head back to camp [/size]

[size=+1]9 a.m. - Continue looking for camp.[/size]

[size=+1]10 a.m. - Realize you have no idea where camp is.[/size]

[size=+1]Noon - Fire gun for help. Eat wild berries.[/size]

[size=+1]12:15 p.m. - Out of bullets. Deer come back.[/size]

[size=+1]12:20 p.m. - Strange feeling in stomach.[/size]

[size=+1]12:30 p.m. - Realize you ate poison berries.[/size]

[size=+1]12:45 p.m. - Rescued![/size]

[size=+1]12:55 p.m. - Rushed to hospital. Have stomach pumped.[/size]

[size=+1]3 p.m. - Arrive back at camp.[/size]

[size=+1]3:30 p.m. - Leave camp to shoot deer.[/size]

[size=+1]4 p.m. - Return to camp for bullets.[/size]

[size=+1]4:01 p.m. - Load gun, leave camp again.[/size]

[size=+1]5 p.m. - Empty gun on squirrel that is really bugging you.[/size]

[size=+1]6 p.m. - Arrive back at camp. See deer grazing there.[/size]

[size=+1]6:01 p.m. - Load gun.[/size]

[size=+1]6:02 p.m. - Fire gun.[/size]

[size=+1]6:02 p.m. - Miss deer, hit truck.[/size]

[size=+1]6:05 p.m. - Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer.[/size]

[size=+1]6:06 p.m. - Suppress strong desire to shoot partner.[/size]

[size=+1]6:07 p.m. - Trip over dead deer's leg, fall into campfire.[/size]

[size=+1]6:10 p.m. - Change clothes.[/size]

[size=+1]6:15 p.m. - Take pick-up, leave partner and his deer in camp.[/size]

[size=+1]6:25 p.m. - Pick-up overheats. Find bullet hole in radiator.[/size]

[size=+1]6:26 p.m. - Start walking.[/size]

[size=+1]6:30 p.m. - Start crying, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud.[/size]

[size=+1]6:35 p.m. - Meet huge bear.[/size]

[size=+1]6:35 p.m. - Take aim.[/size]

[size=+1]6:36 p.m. - Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.[/size]

[size=+1]6:36 p.m. - Lose all control of bodily functions.[/size]

[size=+1]6:37 p.m. - Climb tree.[/size]

[size=+1]9 p.m. - Bear wraps gun around tree, leaves.[/size]

[size=+1]9:03 p.m. - Feeling relieved bear is gone.[/size]

[size=+1]9:04 p.m. - Start climbing down from tree.[/size]

[size=+1]9:05 p.m. - Fall out of tree.[/size]

[size=+1]Midnight - Home at last![/size]

[size=+1]All you hunters, be careful out there, and remember: If you don't shoot any deer, you can still get a hot hamburger, fries, and chili without leaving the relative comfort of your truck.[/size]

[chasd60]

Typical day of hunting I see....
 
 Just thought I would pass along the differences in where you can hunt in some states.
 
 In Maine you can hunt on land owned by others if they do not post it with signs stating "No Hunting". All privately owned land is open for everyone to hunt on it. A landowner that posts his/her land with "No Hunting" signs cannot hunt on their own land, they must post "Hunting By Permission Only" and the signs must have a contact telephone number.
 
 Thought I would share this because it is very restrictive in some states and you have to lease hunting land for the season.

[Viking99]

Nancy, does Tom know you posted his hunting schedule?:p

[angelsmom10]

This isn't his... he's more like gets up early.. struggling to wake up.. drives to site.. sits and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, and waits, .... get the pic....