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Started by ForestCreature, Jun 04, 2005, 03:09 PM

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ForestCreature

20 Ways To Annoy the Person in the Bathroom Next To You  

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  •  Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"    

  •  Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I should'nt have put my lips on that."    

  •  Cheer everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function sound.    

  •  Say, "Gee, this water's cold."    

  •  Drop a marble aand say, "Oh my!  My glass eye!"    

  •  Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."    

  •  Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe into the toliet bowl from 6 feet, and then sigh relaxingly.    

  •  Say, "Now how did that get there?"    

  •  Say, "Humus, reminds me of humus."    

  • Fill up a large flask with Moutain dew.  Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa!  easy boy!"    

  • Say, "Interesting, more floaters then sinkers."    

  • Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall.  Say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please."    

  • Say, "Come on Mr. Happy, don't fall asleep on me!"    

  • Fill a balloon with creamed corn.  Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lenghty vomit sound while you squeeze the balloon and splatter corn cream around.  Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had fro breakfast.    

  • Say, "Boy, sure looks like a maggot."    

  • Say, "I knew that drain hole was too small.  Now what am I going to do?"    

  • Make well known sounds with you butt cheeks.    

  • Before you unroll the toilet paper, conspicously lay down your "Cures to Diarrehea' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.    

  • Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek a boo!"    

  •  Drop a D-Cup bra under the stall wall, and say, "Born free!"

Kelly

roflmao :J

Where do you find this stuff, Marcy?! ;)

I find if I just turn my girls loose, that works too!  Kids say some amazing things in the bathroom!!   :D
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tlhdoc

Hey did someone delete a post?:eyecrazy:

griffsmom

Quote from: tlhdocHey did someone delete a post?:eyecrazy:
I thought that very same thing myself.... :confused:

brainpause

Yes, one of the moderators deleted a post.

Larry

griffsmom

Quote from: brainpauseYes, one of the moderators deleted a post.
 
Larry
Hmmm..."one of the moderators"....sounds suspicious.  Could it have been one of the "super moderators"??? ;)  :J

Beer Belly


tlhdoc

Quote from: brainpauseYes, one of the moderators deleted a post.
 
Larry
Why?  Isn't joking allowed in the campfire?

brainpause

Quote from: tlhdocWhy?  Isn't joking allowed in the campfire?

Yes, joking is allowed. But the post had a sandy grain to it. I do understand that tone of voice is missing in posts, but I wasn't sure about this particular post. I know the person that posted it, and was pretty surprised. Almost gave that person the benefit of the doubt, and left the post. But I didn't want it to rub someone the wrong way, so I decided to delete it.

Anyway...back to the original thread subject: I thought these were hilarious, and I read them to Holly.  :D

Larry

SkipP

I thought the post that got deleted was hilarious!

ForestCreature

Quote from: SkipPI thought the post that got deleted was hilarious!
And I missed it !

ForestCreature

Quote from: brainpauseYes, joking is allowed. But the post had a sandy grain to it. I do understand that tone of voice is missing in posts, but I wasn't sure about this particular post. I know the person that posted it, and was pretty surprised. Almost gave that person the benefit of the doubt, and left the post. But I didn't want it to rub someone the wrong way, so I decided to delete it.
 
 Larry
Could you have overreacted a little bit?  I know that someone too, they told me what was posted.   That reply was meant as a joke and funny!
 
so here it is.......... posted by HersheyGirl..............
 
 

   
Quote21. Post annoying lists on your favorite camping forum. :eyecrazy:

brainpause

Quote from: ForestCreatureCould you have overreacted a little bit?  I know that someone too, they told me what was posted.   That reply was meant as a joke and funny!
 
so here it is.......... posted by HersheyGirl..............
 
 

The moderators do not take deleting posts lightly. I certainly didn't take it lightly either. I probably should have never responded above in the first place, as it apparently opened a can of worms. Maybe I did overreact slightly...who knows. But  it was done in an effort to keep peace.

Larry

ForestCreature

Quote from: brainpauseThe moderators do not take deleting posts lightly. I certainly didn't take it lightly either. I probably should have never responded above in the first place, as it apparently opened a can of worms. Maybe I did overreact slightly...who knows. But it was done in an effort to keep peace.
 
 Larry

 (insert PUT peace sign here)  :)

TheViking

Hey, How do I start a thread with lists on it ????    

 
 
 
LOL -  kidding