Amen to that!

[CampNfan]

A minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."



With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."



Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."



 
  :!

[Kelly]

roflmao
(I'll meet you there, Rick   )

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[tlhdoc]

Great one Rick!:D

[OC Campers]

Real Cute!!  This one had me laughing really hard.
 
Jacqui

[SkipP]

I can only imagine the baptismal line!:D

[Old Goat]

If the river was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up....HIC.......

[dee106]

john the baptist , is now serving! opps saving!