Getting Old

[campingcop]

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs
and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  You are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  "Getting a little action" means I don't
need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....  "Getting lucky" means you find your car
in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN...  An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee

[Buzz]

The only thing worse than getting old is not getting old

[GrizzlyTaco]

:J  Funny!!! I like the one about being bra-less the best, thats funny.......

[griffsmom]

:J Funny!!! I like the one about being bra-less the best, thats funny.......

not if you're a woman...unless you're trying to tell us something, Ed. :p

[TheViking]

Ah Yes.....the GRAVITY thing.
 
 
 
 I have a great joke for this but here is not the time or the place.

[wavery]

Ah Yes.....the GRAVITY thing.
 
 
 
 I have a great joke for this but here is not the time or the place.

[Old Goat]

It's amazing how gravity, age and some excess blubber can change people's appearance.....Great illustration Wayne...........

[Dee4j]

Ah Yes.....the GRAVITY thing.
 
 
 
 I have a great joke for this but here is not the time or the place.

yeah Brian you would...can't wait to hear it...Old is what I feel now..every night when I get home from work..sitting here on PUT instead of going to bed..

or...DNA DAN ...now that's OLD!!! (54 on april 8th!!!!)  OMG..was that my out loud voice...hee hee good thing he never goes on PUT

[tlhdoc]

or...DNA DAN ...now that's OLD!!! (54 on april 8th!!!!) OMG..was that my out loud voice...hee hee good thing he never goes on PUT

My DH will be 54 on April 30th.
 
Good list Harvey.

[Old Goat]

I have gotten old while enjoying good health and don't have many of the "old" symptoms listed above. My biggest worry now is the weight of all the candles might cause my birthday cake to collapse....I will be 75 in May..If I had known that I would live to be this old when I was young, I would have taken better care of my self......