Water or Wine

[campingcop]

Water or Wine
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop
WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service!

[wavery]

Water or Wine
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop
WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service!

The French have known this for hundreds of years. You'll never see people drinking water in France. It just isn't done.

[mmeier71]

What about bottled water?? Isn't that filtered and purified??

[wavery]

What about bottled water?? Isn't that filtered and purified??

You're not French....are you :J

Germans are the same way. They have a saying in Germany...."Water makes for rusty ribs and grows frogs in your tummy"
 :!

[flyfisherman]

Water or Wine
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop
WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service!

I just know there are many potential new members of Alcoholics Anonymous that will be so glad to hear this bit of breaking news!

[AustinBoston]

Even Stewball the racehorse only drank wine...

Austin (drinks a half a gallon of diet Coke a day...)

[campingcop]

What about bottled water?? Isn't that filtered and purified??

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

[wavery]

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

So the French know that it isn't wine. :U

[AustinBoston]

So the French know that it isn't wine. :U

Know why rednecks won't drink wine?

Because it's always past it's expiration!

Austin (running from room)

[AustinBoston]

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

In case this is a serious question -

The reason is that even the most carefully filtered water will support life.  Even distilled water can support certain microbes if it is stored in plastic containers.  Bottled water always has a preservative (even those that claim they don't really do) that breaks down with time, and therefore can eventually support living stuff that nobody wants.

Besides, have you ever tasted bottled water that has sat at room teperature for a few weeks?  Ewww...At some point, I'd take the chlorine over the plastic.

Austin

[wavery]

In case this is a serious question -

The reason is that even the most carefully filtered water will support life.  Even distilled water can support certain microbes if it is stored in plastic containers.  Bottled water always has a preservative (even those that claim they don't really do) that breaks down with time, and therefore can eventually support living stuff that nobody wants.

Besides, have you ever tasted bottled water that has sat at room teperature for a few weeks?  Ewww...At some point, I'd take the chlorine over the plastic.

Austin

If they'd just add a little Vodka to each bottle, they wouldn't have to worry about those little buggers. :-()

[AustinBoston]

If they'd just add a little Vodka to each bottle, they wouldn't have to worry about those little buggers. :-()

That would be a waste of vodka.

Austin

[aw738]

This is another way that Dihydrogen Monoxide can kill you.

[wavery]

HMMMMMMMMMM!! and I thought sure this was going to turn into a religious thread. :p

[Old Goat]

I have heard that wine is the fecal matter of germs that is produced during the fermentation process........