RE: WORDS WOMEN USE

[byrdr1]

 
My wife sent these to me this morning so I would know how to communicate with her better.[]
 
 Subject: WORDS WOMEN USE
 
 FINE
 This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
 are right and you need to shut up. Never use " fine"  to describe how
 a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
 
 FIVE MINUTES
 This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
 your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,
 so it s an even trade.
 
 NOTHING
 This means " something,"  and you should be on your toes. " Nothing"
 is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to
 turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. " Nothing"  usually
 signifies an argument that will last " Five
 Minutes"  and end with " Fine"
 
 GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
 This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
 Nothing"  and will end with the word " Fine"
 
 GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
 This means " I give up"  or " do what you want because I don t care"
 You will get a " Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead"  in just a few minutes,
 followed by " Nothing"  and " Fine"  and she will talk to you in about
 Five Minutes"  when she cools off.
 
 LOUD SIGH
 This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
 misunderstood by men. A " Loud Sigh"  means she thinks you are an
 idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
 standing here and arguing with you over " Nothing"
 
 SOFT SIGH
 Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. " Soft Sighs"  mean
 that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and
 she will stay content.
 
 THAT S OKAY
 This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
 to a man." That s Okay"  means that she wants to think long and hard
 before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.
 ?That s Okay"  is often used with the word " Fine"  and in conjunction
 with a " Raised Eyebrow."
 
 GO AHEAD.
 At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
 mighty big trouble.
 
 PLEASE DO
 This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
 chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
 whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
 truth, so be careful and you shouldn t get a " That s Okay"
 
 THANKS
 A woman is thanking you. Do not faint! Just say you re welcome.
 
 THANKS A LOT
 This is much different from " Thanks."  A woman will say, " Thanks A
 Lot"  when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
 have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
 ?Loud Sigh."  Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the " Loud
 Sigh,"  as she will only tell you Nothing"
 
 
 
 
 

[whitestar505]

 byrdr1
Good One, Will cut this one out and put it in my wallet.[]
 
 

[oldmoose]

 byrdr1
This is funny.

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 byrdr1
I LOVE THIS!  []  I ll put it right next to the copy of " Men s Rules"  DH put on the fridge!

[gnsmith]

 byrdr1
LOL . Thats cute and true.[]

[jackgoesthepopup]

 byrdr1
i was going to say ." and women think we don t understand them."  Then i noticed your wife sent them to you. She could have mixed them up so when you posted them. She knew it would screw all us men up.

[rednekrubbrduck]

 byrdr1
Only problem is that once you learn these rules...they ll change with out notice so you re back to square one again.