RE: You Know You re Gonna Have a Bad Day When...

[rednekrubbrduck]

 
you head to the garage to have your morning smoke (don t smoke in the house), and you step into a landmine left by you lil rat terrier (soon to be renamed to road kill).  [: (]  
 
 What are some of the " omens"  of a bad day the try to tell you to just go back to bed till the next day?

[birol]

 rednekrubbrduck
Hey, it is a blessing to have a dog, I would happily come and get the land mine machine from you It is in the plans for us to get a small dog when things work out.
 
 As for the omen of stepping on a land mine ? hmmm, I would just change shoes and enjoy the smoke (I don t smoke actually, so it would be coffee) and I would take care of the land mine explosion at a later hour.
 
 P.S. Redneckrubberduck, why do you strike to offend (from your signature), is that a redneck thing ? Would you care to explain ? []

[Miller Tyme]

 rednekrubbrduck
When it s been below zero overnite everynite for a week, and then the first morning it stays above zero, your truck s battery is dead.[:@]
 Lousy Ford. Knew I should ve kept the S-10.[]

[ForestCreature]

 rednekrubbrduck
When you get your coffee ready the night before, get up in the morning and turn on the coffee.
 Wait not so patiently to find you forgot the grounds[:@]

[Gamecock Camper]

 rednekrubbrduck
I guess the first signs of a bad day are when you start by getting up late.  It seems that once you start late, you never seem to " catch up"  or get into the groove.

[tlhdoc]

 rednekrubbrduck
Stepping in cat puke while walking around they bed in the morning before you put anything on your feet.[]

[rednekrubbrduck]

 birol

 

ORIGINAL:  birol
 
 
 As for the omen of stepping on a land mine ? hmmm, I would just change shoes and enjoy the smoke (I don t smoke actually, so it would be coffee) and I would take care of the land mine explosion at a later hour.
 
 P.S. Redneckrubberduck, why do you strike to offend (from your signature), is that a redneck thing ? Would you care to explain ? []
 

 Wasn t wearing shoes (and it was all soft and gooey), and that " strike"  is actually " strive" .

[jackgoesthepopup]

 rednekrubbrduck
My son and i brought some vans from where i work . He was driving one of them And the tranny went out on it. So he calls my mom to come get him .So she does .He gets his ford dually to go tow the van home and as he is getting on the highway. His front universal joint lets go .The driveshaft falls down and before he gets it stopped. The driveshaft hits an expanion joint and bends the driveshaft like a pretzal. So he calls my mom again to come get him . vSo he takes his jeep to go tow both of them home. and on the way to auto zone. The engine goes out on the jeep. So he calls my mom to come get him again. So they go to autozone and gets new universal joints for the Truck and another driveshaft from a salvage yard. so he can tow the jeep home now. If i had all this happen to me in one day. I would have bought some marshmellows and burned them all. He would have been better if he would have srayed in bed
 

[jackgoesthepopup]

 rednekrubbrduck
My son and i brought some vans from where i work . He was driving one of them And the tranny went out on it. So he calls my mom to come get him .So she does .He gets his ford dually to go tow the van home and as he is getting on the highway. His front universal joint lets go .The driveshaft falls down and before he gets it stopped. The driveshaft hits an expanion joint and bends the driveshaft like a pretzal. So he calls my mom again to come get him . vSo he takes his jeep to go tow both of them home. and on the way to auto zone. The engine goes out on the jeep. So he calls my mom to come get him again. So they go to autozone and gets new universal joints for the Truck and another driveshaft from a salvage yard. so he can tow the jeep home now. If i had all this happen to me in one day. I would have bought some marshmellows and burned them all. He would have been better if he would have srayed in bed
 

[Horscampr]

 rednekrubbrduck
You know you re going to have a bad day when......
 
 You get up in the morning to use the bathroom and smack into the door forgetting that you closed it when you came out last.
 
 You run some water to wash your face and forget that its running (because you had to get the toast out of the toaster before it gets burned)...so instead of washing your face, you wash the bathroom floor.
 
 You get all bundled up and ready to face a frigidly cold morning, get out to your car, only to realize that you left your keys on your dresser in your room which is clear on the other side of the house down a flight of stairs.....and to make matters worse, you should have left for work 10 minutes ago.
 
 You get to work and realize that nothing is working right (i.e. computer, fax, whatever).
 
 
 Oh yes.......  believe it or not, each and every one of these annoying things has happened to me.  I consider it to be a GOOD day when I can get to work on time without cursing at anything.  LOL....[][]

[SheBantam]

 rednekrubbrduck
Go down to the basement with some Christmas stuff that was still in boxs in the living room, and thought you were at the bottom, but were not, slipped on that bottom step you thought was the basement floor, and hurt your foot.
 
 then cal the doctor for a referal to the ER, but was told that even though you could not walk, you had to come to the ofice so the dr could look at it (get copay) go to get xrays (more copay) and then go back to the doctor s office (yet another co-pay) and be referred to an orthopedic surgeon if broke ( another really big copay) and a lotf walking on that foot that will not bear weight, on icy sidwalks and and parking lots.
 
 Nope, I told her that I would just drive down to DC and go to the ER at Bethesda where all I had to do was walk into the ER and then be wheled everywhere I needed to go.
 
 Things looked up when I called Raymond and told him where I was going, next thing I knew, he was home from work and I was driving the 100 miles to bethesda with my honey on Valentine s day.
 
 They thought that it was broke the way it looked and felt to their touch, I had a full colonel rush me to xray when he looked at my poor swollen foot. it was just a bad sprain, so an xray, a splint and pain pills, I have a memoable valentines day where I would have been better of staying in bed a few more minutes and letting Jeffrey take the Christmas stuff down...

[AustinBoston]

 rednekrubbrduck
You Know You re Gonna Have a Bad Day When...
 
 ...you stub your toe on the dresser before you can get your slippers on...
 
 ...you are so out of it that you leave your hands in the hot water to wait for it to get cooler...and of course it keeps getting hotter...
 
 ...when you turn on the traffic report, and they are listing the numerous highways that have been closed...and you have no idea why...
 
 ...Dan Rather and the entire 60 minutes news team is outside your door waiting for you when you leave for work...
 
 ...When you arrive home unexpectedly, and there is a man in your house...whom you have never met...but your wife seems to know very well...  (actually had this one happen once.  It tunred out to be legit. business, so I m glad I didn t kill anyone...)
 
 Austin

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 rednekrubbrduck
You haven t even opened your eyes yet, when the smell of dog poop fills your nose - and since you can t see a thing w/out your contacts in - you step in it while getting out of bed to find it.  " FOUND IT" !  [:@]