RE: Redneck Valentine " pome"

[Starcraft Dad]

 
I know it s slightly late but had to share it anyway.
 
 Collards is green,
        my dogs name is Blue
        and I m so lucky
        to have a sweet thang like you.
       
        Yore hair is like cornsilk
        a-floppimg in the breeze.
        Softer than Blue s
        and without all them fleas.
       
        You move like the bass,
        which excite me in May.
        You ain t got no scales
        but I love you anyway.
       
        Yo re as satisfy n as okry
        jist a-fry n in the pan.
        Yo re as fragrant as " snuff"  
        right out of the can.
       
        You have some a yore teeth,
        for which I am proud;
        I hold my head high
        when we re in a crowd.
       
        On special occasions,
        when you shave under yore arms,
        well, I m in hawg heaven,
        and awed by yore charms.
       
        Still them fellers at work,
        they all want to know,
        what I did to deserve
        such a purdy, young doe.
       
        Like a good roll of duct tape
        yo re there for yore man,
        to patch up life s troubles
        and fix what you can.
       
        You re as cute as a junebug
        a-buzzin  overhead.
        You ain t mean like those far ants
        I found in my bed.
       
        Cut from the best cloth
        like a plaid flannel shirt,
        you spark up my life
        more than a fresh load of dirt.
       
        When you hold me real tight
        like a padded gunrack,
        my life is complete;
        Ain t nuttin  I lack.
       
        Yore complexion, it s perfection,
        like the best vinyl sidin ,
        despite all the years,
        yore age, it keeps hidin .
       
        Me  n  you s like a Moon pie
        with a RC cold drank,
        we go together
        like a skunk goes with stank.
       
        Some men, they buy chocolate
        for Valentine s Day;
        They get it at Wal-Mart,
        it s romantic that way.
       
        Some men get roses
        on that special day
        from the cooler at Kroger,
        " That s impressive,"  I say.
       
        Some men buy fine diamonds
        from a flea market booth.
        " Diamonds are forever,"  
        they explain, suave and couth.
       
        But for this man, honey,
        these won t do.
        Cause yor e too special,
        you sweet thang you.
       
        I got you a gift,
        without taste nor odor,
        More usefull than diamonds......
        IT S A NEW TROLL N MOTOR!!!!
 
 

[ThunderRock]

 Starcraft Dad
[][][][][][][][][][][][] - Harold, you got WAAAYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands!!!!!
 Good thing for us, WE don t have the " east-coast snow"  - you & I would have to battle for board time!!! []