RE: camp fire story time! for all us shut ins

[garym053]

 dee106
reminded me I forgot to buy cheese for my burgers so I...

[Miller Tyme]

 whippetwrun
..ran around naked like the Scotsman until I heard the familiar voice of....

[birol]

 whippetwrun
the naked lady singing a Lullaby to leck Noss Monster while feasting on the honesy roasted Racoon with ....

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 whippetwrun
the Scottsman.  They turned around, and there, standing behind them, was Arvee!! (looking quite P-O ed).  " Excuse me, Ma am, Sir, and Mythical Creature, but did you know it was illegal to hunt, kill, and honey-cover racoon in these parts?  I m afraid I ll have to..."

[dee106]

 whippetwrun
thank you for your help in keeping the fire going for so long,

[whippetwrun]

 whippetwrun
I ll just have to sit down and a beer or two or maybe a single malt scotch while I decide your fate for hunting, killing and honey covering raccoons.  Hmmm . . . should that fate be to. .

[Miller Tyme]

 whippetwrun
...empty all the porta-pottis in the campground, after which you can also...

[dee106]

 whippetwrun
bate all those bear traps with.....

[wiininkwe]

 whippetwrun
The hard marshmallows that we found in the camper that were left there since last fall.   Bears don t care if the marshmallows are hard, they don t take the time to put them on a stick and roast them anyway.   Just don t let them have the candy bars, as then they might have a very bad gastronomical event and make a big mess of you campsite, resulting in.......
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[Gamecock Camper]

 whippetwrun
.... more grey water than you want to deal with....