Always wrong answers

[TheViking]

TheViking
 
 
Why are the stores filled with Christmas stuff already?
 

 
Because Christmas is in 2 weeks.
 
 
 
Why was I even looking for Uranus?

[brainpause]

Because Christmas is in 2 weeks.
 
 
 
Why was I even looking for Uranus?

Because you are a cardiologist.

Why do the trees move when the wind blows?

[AustinBoston]

To express their displeasure.

What answer can this question have that violates the rules of the game?

[brainpause]

The wrong answer.

Why is grass green?

[AustinBoston]

The wrong answer.

Why is grass green?

Because it's jealous of the dandelions.

Why can't you mow down dandelions, even though you go over them with the mower?

[TheViking]

Why can't you mow down dandelions, even though you go over them with the mower?

Because they have little Energizer batteries in the stems.
 
 
Why is traffic so bad in LA?

[Dee4j]

because EVERYBODY starts work at the exact same time



who discovered oil?

[ForestCreature]

Jed Clampett
 
 
 Why do they always kill Kenny?
 

[Dee4j]

because someone has to die



what is an 8 track??

[AustinBoston]

what is an 8 track??

A train yard that can handle four trains at a time.

What is a 78 record?

[chip]

Unplayable.

What is Reinheitsgebot?

[TheViking]

What is Reinheitsgebot?

One of the characters in Star Wars
 
 
Who is Darth Vader?

[Dee4j]

a german beer

Why doesn't Kelly log into IM anymore?

[cyclone]

I think it's because of pos aim.

Is there such a thing as a good country song?

[AustinBoston]

Is there such a thing as a good country song?

First you have to find a good country.  


Will the US do as a good country for a good country song?