Always wrong answers

[ForestCreature]

A Cleaver is a who not a what. The Cleavers are a family with a kid called Beaver.
 
 
 
 
 Speaking of beavers..... why do beavers build dams?
 

[TheViking]

Ward & June
 
 
 
What is Thanksgiving?
 
Crap, I got beat

[cyclone]

in their next life they want to be hoovers.

Why do I spend so much time here?

[Kelly]

What is Thanksgiving?
 
Crap, I got beat

But you can still play  

Thanksgiving is when we give thanks to Americo Vespuchi for discovering America
(...and beavers build dams to keep the squirrels out)


Why does the bus come so early in the morning?

[Dee4j]

to bug the crap outta Dee

why does the sun rise in the east?

[TheViking]

So you can sleep longer
 
 
 What is a slinky?

[brainpause]

So you can sleep longer
 
 
 What is a slinky?

It is what provides the spark in a diesel-fired engine.

How many grooves are on the edge of a dime?

[TheViking]

2,439
 
 
 Why do people put dancing bananna's in their signatures?

[Kelly]

Why do people put dancing bananna's in their signatures?

Because they don't let their kids drink beer.


Why don't they let their kids drink beer?

[mach8274]

Because there aren't any dancing oranges available.



How much wood could a woodchuck ckuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Dee4j]

if the woodchuck is named Dee at least a 1/2 cord

Why is Dee at times the ONLY one on PUT??

[cyclone]

Everyone else is out helping that woodchuck with the wood.

Where is the London Bridge?

[Kelly]

Where is the London Bridge?

In Rome.


How are dust bunnies formed?

[TheViking]

By eating bunny food

 
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

[Kelly]

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

At my brother's co-worker's aunt's second-cousin's grandma's sister's uncle's niece's best-friend's neighbor's daughter's house.


How long did it take to carve Mount Rushmore?