Always wrong answers

[TheViking]

Yes he does.  (The wrong answer)

 
 
Where do babies come from?

[Kelly]

Where do babies come from?

The cabbage patch.  DUH!


Who was the first person to fly?

[CAPEd CODger]

Who was the first person to fly?

Seth Brundel

Why does your toast always land "butter side down" when dropped?

[TheViking]

Why does your toast always land "butter side down" when dropped?

To pick up extra crunchies
 
 
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[Kelly]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Because the expressway is stop-and-go.


What color was the first apple?

[dthurk]

Because the expressway is stop-and-go.


What color was the first apple?

Blue

Why is your reflection in the mirror always backwards?

[Dee4j]

to make you look better


Who made the first PU?

[TheViking]

Ford

 
Who was the first President?

[vjm1639]

Mr. Jayco Coleman Stracraft made the first PU

 
Does an orange have that name because of the color or is it colored orange because of the name?

[TheViking]

No, it's orange because it's round, (ever seen a square Orange?)

 
 
Why can't I think of a question?

[Dee4j]

because all you can think about is camping

What is that food stuff SPAM?

[TheViking]

Slimey Product And Meat

 
Where was the Constitution created?

[Kelly]

Where was the Constitution created?

Minnesota


Who signed it first?

[TheViking]

Kelly

 
What is the Capital of Minnesota?

[Dee4j]

in my grandmothers bathroom  


Who invented the Skateboard