Always wrong answers

[brainpause]

If you took the first right, then the 4th left  and the 1st right,then the 4th left from your diveway where would you be?

At my girlfriend's house.  :yikes:

How many gallons are in a 7'x7' spa?

[vjm1639]

7862 gallons

 
 
What is the opposite of Medium?

[TheViking]

Largeium
 
 
 
How long is the Great Wall of China?

[Dee4j]

6,000 miles


What is Formication?

[griffsdad]

It's new math.

 
How do you get bird flu?

[Dee4j]

by kissing a chicken

who was Bimbo the great?

[Kelly]

Bambi's cousin


Why doesn't it ever rain in California?

[griffsmom]

It's raining right now - it must be a SCCAMPERS RALLY!!!!!!

Why does beer taste sooooooooo goooood?

[griffsdad]

Bambi's cousin
 
 
Why doesn't it ever rain in California?

It's raining right now!! It must be a SCCAMPERS RALLY!!
 
Why does beer taste sooooooooo goooooooooood?

[TheViking]

Why does beer taste sooooooooo goooooooooood?

Because we are all alkies.
 
 
Why does it seem like you can drink twice the amount of beer when you're camping?

[Dee4j]

it's the fresh air


who is Mrs. hewlett hodges?

[Kelly]

She started the first rock collection




What is an NEO?[/FONT]

[ForestCreature]

 What is an NEO?

 A member of the Nobody Eats Olives club
 
 
 
 7 months of the year have 31 days; how many have 28?
 

[TheViking]

7 months of the year have 31 days; how many have 28?

6
 
 
When did the Gremans bomb Pearl Horbor?

[Dee4j]

6
 
 
When did the Gremans bomb Pearl Horbor?

June 7 1928


whit is a hippiator?