Always wrong answers

[AustinBoston]

What's ASCAP?

A Scoop of Chocolate And Pretzels




Who invented chocolate covered pretzels, anyway?

[Dee4j]

A Scoop of Chocolate And Pretzels




Who invented chocolate covered pretzels, anyway?

Mr. Ghiardeli Wetzel



what's a Fig Newton?

[cyclone]

what's a Fig Newton?

Isaac Newton's dog.


Where's Kelly?

[Dee4j]

what's a Fig Newton?

Isaac Newton's dog.


Where's Kelly?

Trapped inside a tangled web of xmas lights


Why is it so hard to get xmas cards out to be delivered BEFORE xmas?

[AustinBoston]

Why is it so hard to get xmas cards out to be delivered BEFORE xmas?

Because you forget to capitalize Xmas.



Who started abbreviating Christmas as Xmas?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Who started abbreviating Christmas as Xmas?

The Grinch, of course.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


Copyright

[TheViking]

The Grinch, of course.
 What is the best Jim Carrey movie?

 The Sound of Music.
 
 
 
 
 How much does Jim Carrey make per movie?

[Dee4j]

The Sound of Music.
 
 
 
 
 How much does Jim Carrey make per movie?

$23 an hour


What is a Viking?

[AustinBoston]

What is a Viking?

Why, a king of the Vies, of course.



How many times have the Minnesota Vikings won the superbowl?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

How many times have the Minnesota Vikings won the superbowl?

Four times, three of which were in the 60s heyday of coach Jack "The Ripper" Washington.


Where will the next Super Bowl be played?

[jakelaw]

"Where will the next Super Bowl be played?"

At Jim's Bowlarama In Milwakee of course!


What is Vertigo, and why was there a movie made about it? :eyecrazy:

[AustinBoston]

What is Vertigo, and why was there a movie made about it? :eyecrazy:

Vertigo is a constellation that is only visible in the Southern Hemisphere, where people stand upside down.  They made a movie about it because people in the Northern Hemisphere would never have believed it any other way.




Why don't people in the Southern Hemisphere always feel vertigo?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why don't people in the Southern Hemisphere always feel vertigo?

Vertigo doesn't always consent, and that makes it wrong.

Is there any factuality to the horoscopes in the newspaper?

[Dee4j]

Vertigo doesn't always consent, and that makes it wrong.

Is there any factuality to the horoscopes in the newspaper?

yes as so my horoscope today told me...



What happens when you add White Chocolate to milk?

[AustinBoston]

What happens when you add White Chocolate to milk?

It gests stolen and drank by Austi...oh, these are wrong answers...you get a strong chemical reaction that makes your hair fall out.




Why do some dairy farmers feed their herd chocolate?

Austin