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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 26, 2004, 05:58 PM

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Dee4j

Quote from: Dee4jabout 40 % most prefer mexican food with chocolate sauce

what is the P.H.P.A?


(ok I can't let this sit here any longer)

Popups Have Popup Attitude


What is the best time to go camping?

tlhdoc

Quote from: Dee4jWhat is the best time to go camping?
During an extreme electrical storm with high winds, trees blowing over, right next to a stream that is starting to flood.
 
Where is the best place to go camping?

SkipP

Quote from: tlhdocDuring an extreme electrical storm with high winds, trees blowing over, right next to a stream that is starting to flood.
 
Where is the best place to go camping?
On the beach, at the surf line....during low tide, of course!
 
Will canvas stop lightning?

ChisholmTrail-er

Quote from: SkipPWill canvas stop lightning?

Just the teflon-coated canvas made in the Honduras during the mid-90s.

Will a pop-up float?

tlhdoc

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWill a pop-up float?
Yes, as long as the liquid is rootbeer.
 
Should you use a stabelizing jack to level the PU?

Dee4j

Quote from: tlhdocYes, as long as the liquid is rootbeer.
 
Should you use a stabelizing jack to level the PU?



 absolutely that's why you have 4 off them to make the precise adjustment to make you perfectly level.


why aren't pop-ups called crank ups?

tlhdoc

Quote from: Dee4jwhy aren't pop-ups called crank ups?
because crank is an illegal drug
 
Why is the moon full only once a month?

SkipP

Quote from: tlhdocbecause crank is an illegal drug
 
Why is the moon full only once a month?
Because like many animals, including snake species, it needs only to eat every 28 days or so.
 
Why are the depressions on the moon called craters instead of potholes?

ChisholmTrail-er

Quote from: SkipPWhy are the depressions on the moon called craters instead of potholes?

Because pot is an illegal drug.  In addition to causing depressions.  And often induces moons.  Not to mention incidents of flashing and streaking.  Oops, I mentioned them.  Even though I swore I never would again.  Never mind.  

Is there life on Pluto?

Dee4j

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBecause pot is an illegal drug.  In addition to causing depressions.  And often induces moons.  Not to mention incidents of flashing and streaking.  Oops, I mentioned them.  Even though I swore I never would again.  Never mind.  

Is there life on Pluto?

yes there is... the poor dog is infested with fleas


Who is the man on the moon?

AustinBoston

Quote from: Dee4jWho is the man on the moon?


Raphael de Cordoba de la Mundo.  He became the man on the moon as the result of a failed fireworks experiment.




Wo is the old lady on the moon?

SkipP

Quote from: AustinBostonRaphael de Cordoba de la Mundo. He became the man on the moon as the result of a failed fireworks experiment.
 
 
 
 
Wo is the old lady on the moon?
Grace Slick
 
Will there be a Jefferson Space Shuttle band?

TheViking

Quote from: SkipPWill there be a Jefferson Space Shuttle band?

 
Yes, Right after the Jefferson Star Trek Band
 
 
 
What city did they build anyway?

Dee4j

Quote from: TheVikingYes, Right after the Jefferson Star Trek Band
 
 
 
What city did they build anyway?



Atlantis


where is Atlantis?

TheViking

Quote from: Dee4jwhere is Atlantis?

Atlantis is in Georgia.
 
 
Who is Smith & Wesson?