Can I kill him now???

[Dee4j]

I think some people have forgotten I own a flame thrower :p

[BootheBunch]

I have been trying to tell my wife for many years now that she nags me too much. Guys, see what we have to tolerate and live through for so many years, one wonders why the husband usually dies first...too much abuse, not enough lov'in..hee hee

Actually, I should go fix the things on the "list" before I get more unessesary verbage...ha
 
Jamesdad

Nice try.  Don't feel bad, males, it's not your fault...it's just your gender.  Just blame it on your gender.

Now, "nag" is something we females are always blamed for....but, it is because of your male deficiency in language.

I will tell Bran he needs to pick the girls up on such and such day, then remind  again another time...and he will tell me to stop nagging him, he's got it.  The next time, I will tell him what day he needs to pick up the girls...and not say anything until that said morning...and then he throws a tantrum yapping at me that I need to tell him these things a week ahead and how now his work schedule is all messed up...I tell him I did, and he doesn't remember--'cos I didn't keep reminding him!!!  Don't even get me started on how he forgot to be home for the girls when they were getting home from school a few months ago--the one day I didn't remind him, 'cos I didn't want to nag!  This goes for everything, BTW...from bills to appts to whatever.  

Again, I no longer get mad at him.....I remind him about his inferior language skills and tell him we will make accomodations for his disability.  

Lisa

[TheViking]

Nice try. Don't feel bad, males, it's not your fault...it's just your gender. Just blame it on your gender.
 
Now, "nag" is something we females are always blamed for....but, it is because of your male deficiency in language.
 
I will tell Bran he needs to pick the girls up on such and such day, then remind again another time...and he will tell me to stop nagging him, he's got it. The next time, I will tell him what day he needs to pick up the girls...and not say anything until that said morning...and then he throws a tantrum yapping at me that I need to tell him these things a week ahead and how now his work schedule is all messed up...I tell him I did, and he doesn't remember--'cos I didn't keep reminding him!!! Don't even get me started on how he forgot to be home for the girls when they were getting home from school a few months ago--the one day I didn't remind him, 'cos I didn't want to nag! This goes for everything, BTW...from bills to appts to whatever.
 
Again, I no longer get mad at him.....I remind him about his inferior language skills and tell him we will make accomodations for his disability.
 
Lisa

Lisa, In the time it took you to write this dissertation of yours, you could have made Brandon a sandwich and gotten him his slippers. :p

[TheViking]

I think some people have forgotten I own a flame thrower :p

 
And some people need to think about the fact that you can fight fire with fire.

[brainpause]

I have been trying to tell my wife for many years now that she nags me too much. Guys, see what we have to tolerate and live through for so many years, one wonders why the husband usually dies first...too much abuse, not enough lov'in..hee hee

Actually, I should go fix the things on the "list" before I get more unessesary verbage...ha
 
Jamesdad

It is a well-known fact that married men live longer than single men.

My medical/cardiac interpretation: Married men just die slower.

 :book:

Larry

[TheViQueen]

Brian, you better run fast cause you are in a heckalotta trouble now. I can't wait till the ViQueen reads this one.
 
Trina, one of our latches broke off too (a couple years ago). Randy used some sort of bondo stuff to fix the damage. It doesn't look pretty but it is fixed. We need a new front trunk but between the trunk and the lid is will cost $1200. NOT HAPPENING!!
 
Good luck on the new trailer. Like us, you have a kid knocking on the "college" door. Dollars will be flowing freely out of your checkbook soon.
 
Jacqui

Don't worry Ladies, Viking will get his!! He's just lucky there's 400 miles seperating us right now.:swear:

[BootheBunch]

Lisa, In the time it took you to write this dissertation of yours, you could have made Brandon a sandwich and gotten him his slippers. :p

HA!  In the time it took me to write it...Bran was in the kitchen making me and the girls dinner-- omelets and potatoes!  Yum, yum!

Bran is a good guy.......language deficient.....but a good guy!

Lisa

[TheViking]

It is a well-known fact that married men live longer than single men.
 
My medical/cardiac interpretation: Married men just die slower.
 
:book:
 
Larry

It is also a known fact that women out live men.  You know why men die first?
Because we want to.

[BootheBunch]

It is also a known fact that women out live men.  You know why men die first?
Because we want to.

That, my male friend, is just a bonus to us females for putting up with you males..... :#

[TheViking]

[BootheBunch]

Absolutely no way!!

[TheViking]

Is that the best you got Boothe?  C'mon!  I'm trying to live'n up these dead boards.  Bring it!

[BootheBunch]

Is that the best you got Boothe?  C'mon!  I'm trying to live'n up these dead boards.  Bring it!

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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Why God Created Eve

God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

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[wavery]

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
*********************************************************
Why God Created Eve

God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

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See post #9..... :book:

Just furher proof for my statement...... :W

[cjpoppin]

It is a well-known fact that married men live longer than single men.

My medical/cardiac interpretation: Married men just die slower.

Hahaaaaaaaaaa