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Started by birol, Jul 30, 2003, 05:54 PM

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Flacamper

Sep 28, 2003, 07:05 PM
 I m sorry, but my sister sent this to me and I just had to post it...[:D]
 
 A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
 salesman:
 
   " I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen" .
 
  The surprised salesman replies:
 
  " But, madam, computers do not have curtains" !!!....
 
  And the blonde said:
 
  " Helloooooo.... I ve got Windows" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

birol

#1
Jul 30, 2003, 05:54 PM
 Flacamper
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  Flacamper
 
 I m sorry, but my sister sent this to me and I just had to post it...[:D]
 
 A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
 salesman:
 
   " I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen" .
 
  The surprised salesman replies:
 
  " But, madam, computers do not have curtains" !!!....
 
  And the blonde said:
 
  " Helloooooo.... I ve got Windows" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
This is funny, never heard it before [:D]

B-flat

#2
Jul 31, 2003, 12:01 AM
 FlacamperSomeone email that to me last week.  It must be making the rounds.

Acts 2:38 girl

#3
Jul 31, 2003, 08:12 AM
 FlacamperMy Father in law will love it!

birol

#4
Jul 31, 2003, 09:30 AM
 Acts 2:38 girl
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 My Father in law will love it!
 
He would love it because ?????

angelsmom10

#5
Jul 31, 2003, 10:41 AM
 FlacamperMaybe because he has a blonde like we do....

birol

#6
Jul 31, 2003, 10:50 AM
 angelsmom10
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 Maybe because he has a blonde like we do....
 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how dumb I can get ...

Dayton Dave

#7
Jul 31, 2003, 10:52 AM
 FlacamperHEY!!!  My DW is a blonde.....[:@]
 
 Got any more that I can send her?[;)]

birol

#8
Jul 31, 2003, 12:39 PM
 Dayton DaveFrom PUX
 
 A man was in his front yard mowing grass when this
 attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house
 and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then
 slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
 A little later she came out of her house again went to the
 mailbox and again opened it, slammed it shut again.
 Angrily, back into the house she went.
 As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
 here she comes out again.
 Marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed
 it closed harder than ever.
 Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, " Is something wrong?"  
 To which she replied, " There certainly is!"  
 
 
 My stupid computer keeps saying, " YOU VE GOT MAIL."
 

Acts 2:38 girl

#9
Aug 01, 2003, 07:28 AM
 FlacamperMt FIL loves blonde jokes.  At least he loves to tell them to me - most likely because I used to lighten my hair when DH and I were dating until a few years ago.   One time it sort of backfired on him though.  He told me some joke about a blonde using " white-out"  (do they still make that stuff anymore?)  on her computer screen to fix the errors.  Well when he left to go to the store I very carefully taped plastic wrap to his computer screen and drew white-out lines with it!  He was surprised when he got home and I said, " Hey I ve been using your computer!"   I think he was pretty worried about his screen! [:)]

angelsmom10

#10
Aug 01, 2003, 08:26 AM
 Acts 2:38 girl
QuoteORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 Mt FIL loves blonde jokes.  At least he loves to tell them to me - most likely because I used to lighten my hair when DH and I were dating until a few years ago.   One time it sort of backfired on him though.  He told me some joke about a blonde using " white-out"  (do they still make that stuff anymore?)  on her computer screen to fix the errors.  Well when he left to go to the store I very carefully taped plastic wrap to his computer screen and drew white-out lines with it!  He was surprised when he got home and I said, " Hey I ve been using your computer!"   I think he was pretty worried about his screen! [:)]
 

 Good for you -- don t let him forget what can happen when he gives you ideas[:D][:D][:D][:D]
 

birol

#11
Aug 01, 2003, 09:10 AM
 angelsmom10
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 Good for you -- don t let him forget what can happen when he gives you ideas[:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
 

 Bad woooomen bad !!!!!!  [8D]

angelsmom10

#12
Aug 01, 2003, 09:13 AM
 angelsmom10
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 Mt FIL loves blonde jokes.  At least he loves to tell them to me - most likely because I used to lighten my hair when DH and I were dating until a few years ago.   One time it sort of backfired on him though.  He told me some joke about a blonde using " white-out"  (do they still make that stuff anymore?)  on her computer screen to fix the errors.  Well when he left to go to the store I very carefully taped plastic wrap to his computer screen and drew white-out lines with it!  He was surprised when he got home and I said, " Hey I ve been using your computer!"   I think he was pretty worried about his screen! [:)]
 

 Good for you -- don t let him forget what can happen when he gives you ideas[:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
 

 Someone has to stick up for the blondes - no I m not blonde, but they need all the help they can get[;)][;)][;)]
 
 ...and sometimes with help like mine who needs enemies[:D][:D]
 

birol

#13
Aug 01, 2003, 10:18 AM
 angelsmom10
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 
QuoteORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 Mt FIL loves blonde jokes.  At least he loves to tell them to me - most likely because I used to lighten my hair when DH and I were dating until a few years ago.   One time it sort of backfired on him though.  He told me some joke about a blonde using " white-out"  (do they still make that stuff anymore?)  on her computer screen to fix the errors.  Well when he left to go to the store I very carefully taped plastic wrap to his computer screen and drew white-out lines with it!  He was surprised when he got home and I said, " Hey I ve been using your computer!"   I think he was pretty worried about his screen! [:)]
 

 Good for you -- don t let him forget what can happen when he gives you ideas[:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
 

 Someone has to stick up for the blondes - no I m not blonde, but they need all the help they can get[;)][;)][;)]
 
 ...and sometimes with help like mine who needs enemies[:D][:D]
 
 
[:)][:D][;)][8D][:D][;)][:)][:D][;)][:D]

Dayton Dave

#14
Aug 01, 2003, 10:52 AM
 FlacamperSeven Degrees of a Blonde.....
 
 
 FIRST DEGREE
 
 A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
 
 The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, " How should I know, that s 200 miles from here!"  and hung up.
 
 The husband said, " Who was that?"  
 
 The wife said, " I don t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."  
 
 
 
 SECOND DEGREE
 
 Two blondes are walking down the street.
 
 One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
 
 She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, " Hmm, this person looks familiar."  
 
 The second blonde says, " Here, let me see!"  
 
 So the first blonde hands her the compact.
 
 The second one looks in the mirror and says, " You dummy, it s me!"  
 
 
 
 THIRD DEGREE
 
 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
 
 She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
 
 Well, the blonde is really angry.
 
 She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
 
 She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
 
 The boyfriend yells, " No, honey, don t do it!!!"  
 
 The blonde replies, " Shut up, you re next!"  
 
 
 
 
 FOURTH DEGREE
 
 A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
 
 She proudly says, " Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."  
 
 A friend says, " OK, what s the capital of Wisconsin?"  
 
 The blonde replies, " Oh, that s easy: W."  
 
 
 
 
 
 FIFTH DEGREE
 
 What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
 
 " Is it mine?"  
 
 
 
 
 
 SIXTH DEGREE
 
 Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
 
 The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
 
 Bambi pondered the question then finally said, " That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
 
 
 
 
 
 SEVENTH DEGREE
 
 Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
 
 She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
 
 The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
 
 As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
 
 Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, " I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
 
 I call the police for help, and what do they do?
 
 They send me a BLIND policeman.
 
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