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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 26, 2004, 05:58 PM

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Kelly

#330
Nov 17, 2005, 08:27 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhy do men run with the bulls in Pamplona?


To impress women.


Does it work?

SkipP

#331
Nov 17, 2005, 08:32 PM
Quote from: KellyTo impress women.
 
 
Does it work?
Only if the life insurance policy is paid up.
 
Why do bulls like the color red?

brainpause

#332
Nov 17, 2005, 08:49 PM
Quote from: SkipPWhy do bulls like the color red?

Because it doesn't make their butt look big.

What's a Boston Butt roast?

AustinBoston

#333
Nov 17, 2005, 08:56 PM
Quote from: SkipPOnly if the life insurance policy is paid up.

Remember that the answers are supposed to be wrong - not necessarily funny.

Quote from: brainpauseWhat's a Boston Butt roast?

Something that happens after Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Club meets.


What makes Boston Baked Beans brown?*

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Austin

unclejeff

#334
Nov 17, 2005, 09:27 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonRemember that the answers are supposed to be wrong - not necessarily funny.



Something that happens after Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Club meets.


What makes Boston Baked Beans brown?*

*Respondents are reminded that this is a family forum.

Austin

All the tea dumped into the harber!

Why do we put bacon in baked beans??

SkipP

#335
Nov 17, 2005, 09:37 PM
Quote from: unclejeffAll the tea dumped into the harber!
 
Why do we put bacon in baked beans??
To give bacon that baked bean flavor.
 
What did Jack use to make the bean stalk grow so tall?

griffsdad

#336
Nov 17, 2005, 10:16 PM
viagra

Why is ballroom dancing an Olympic Event?

AustinBoston

#337
Nov 18, 2005, 11:52 AM
Quote from: griffsdadWhy is ballroom dancing an Olympic Event?


You have obviously never danced with a ballroom!



What event has been held at every Winter Olympics?

unclejeff

#338
Nov 18, 2005, 07:40 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonYou have obviously never danced with a ballroom!





What event has been held at every Winter Olympics?


Dog Sled Racing!




Why do dog sledders yell MUSH!!??

ChisholmTrail-er

#339
Nov 18, 2005, 10:09 PM
Quote from: unclejeffWhy do dog sledders yell MUSH!!??

To stop the team.


What do you do if you see bare dancing in the woods?

unclejeff

#340
Nov 19, 2005, 12:07 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erTo stop the team.


What do you do if you see bare dancing in the woods?

Make coffee!!
Play "Dead" and dance!


Why did Yogi Bear take the picnic basket from Mr. Ranger?

AustinBoston

#341
Nov 19, 2005, 07:42 PM
Quote from: unclejeffWhy did Yogi Bear take the picnic basket from Mr. Ranger?

Because Mr. Ranger always had much better lunches than the pop-up campers.



What do you do with a three-hole punch?

unclejeff

#342
Nov 19, 2005, 11:31 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause Mr. Ranger always had much better lunches than the pop-up campers.



What do you do with a three-hole punch?

Make confetti.


Why do Martians make crop circles? :p

Dee4j

#343
Nov 20, 2005, 04:38 AM
Quote from: unclejeffMake confetti.


Why do Martians make crop circles? :p


because their ships are round

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

cyclone

#344
Nov 20, 2005, 06:55 AM
16 more than when we were kids.

Why is their less tootsie stuff in the center of a tootsie pop these days?
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