Always wrong answers

ForestCreature · Nov 16, 2005, 04:04 PM

Quote from: SkipPWhy are bathrooms on ships called "heads"?

Because the phrase originated in the Navy. Back then the Navy was full of men exclusively, and that is the part of their body where their brain is

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

tlhdoc · Nov 16, 2005, 07:08 PM

Absolutely!

What does the 10th dentist recommend?

AustinBoston · Nov 16, 2005, 09:24 PM

Quote from: tlhdocWhat does the 10th dentist recommend?

Allowing your teeth to decay so he has more business filling and pulling teeth.

What are teeth made of?

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 16, 2005, 10:31 PM

Quote from: AustinBostonWhat are teeth made of?

Burnished strontium (look it up).

Whose face appears on a $500 bill?

SkipP · Nov 16, 2005, 10:44 PM

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBurnished strontium (look it up).

Whose face appears on a $500 bill?

Ronald McDonald!

Whats the nugget made of in Chicken McNuggets?

griffsdad · Nov 17, 2005, 05:13 AM

chicken feet

Who named the Super Bowl the Super Bowl?

cyclone · Nov 17, 2005, 08:01 AM

The super-intendant of football.

Who invented football?

AustinBoston · Nov 17, 2005, 08:24 AM

Quote from: cycloneWho invented football?

Casper Milquetoast

Why don't football players ride bicycles?

TheViking · Nov 17, 2005, 09:08 AM

Quote from: AustinBostonWhy don't football players ride bicycles?

Deemed too dangerous

Who invented the Bicycle?

griffsdad · Nov 17, 2005, 09:13 AM

ziegfried and roy

Why do we have daylight savings time?

TheViking · Nov 17, 2005, 11:39 AM

Quote from: griffsdad

Why do we have daylight savings time?[/QUOTEBanks aren't open at night for savings.

Whose idea was it that we can eat cows?

Kelly · Nov 17, 2005, 12:25 PM

Quote from: TheVikingWhose idea was it that we can eat cows?

Porky Pig's

Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?

AustinBoston · Nov 17, 2005, 05:11 PM

Quote from: KellyWhy does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?

Because only Reindeer can be reigned in.

Why does Santa have the reindeer pull a sleigh?

cyclone · Nov 17, 2005, 06:12 PM

Because he was afraid that push would come to shove and thought pulling was safer.

If you are afraid of Santa, what is it called?

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 17, 2005, 07:58 PM

Quote from: cycloneIf you are afraid of Santa, what is it called?

Jollyelfobia.

Why do men run with the bulls in Pamplona?

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