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AustinBoston

#660
Feb 01, 2006, 07:37 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erWhich covers the most distance -- a hop, skip or a jump?


I don't know who Hop or Jump are, but I know Skip has a many millions of frequent flyer miles.




Why did all those guys skip to my Lou, anyway?

ForestCreature

#661
Feb 01, 2006, 08:08 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonWhy did all those guys skip to my Lou, anyway?
 
Over time the phrase got askew, it was origionaly skip to my LOO....
 another way of saying clear the aisle I need the bathroom fast!
 
 Why and when did a toilet become called a Loo in [size=-1]Austrailia[/size]?
 

n2camping

#662
Feb 01, 2006, 08:28 AM
Quote from: birolBlueberry !

What makes an apple pie yellow  ?

WORMS



  How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a "Tootsie Pop"?

Dee4j

#663
Feb 01, 2006, 10:00 AM
Quote from: ForestCreatureOver time the phrase got askew, it was origionaly skip to my LOO....
 another way of saying clear the aisle I need the bathroom fast!
 
 Why and when did a toilet become called a Loo in [size=-1]Austrailia[/size]?
 


when the early 1900's/.. why.. was when someone had  walked in  and said "oh man that's a Loo-Loo of a poo poo" then it was shortened to Loo..



who is really the big bad wolf?

n2camping

#664
Feb 01, 2006, 02:37 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhen the early 1900's/.. why.. was when someone had  walked in  and said "oh man that's a Loo-Loo of a poo poo" then it was shortened to Loo..



who is really the big bad wolf?


THE IRS

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

AustinBoston

#665
Feb 01, 2006, 02:50 PM
Quote from: n2campingWhat time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to quit drinking. ;)





What is an elephant's favorite drink?

SkipP

#666
Feb 01, 2006, 07:18 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonTime to quit drinking. ;)
 
 
 
 
 
What is an elephant's favorite drink?
Iron City beer (aka; Bitter Beer) Guaranteed to get the wrinkles out.
 
Where does an elephant store his luggage?

ChisholmTrail-er

#667
Feb 02, 2006, 12:19 AM
Quote from: SkipPWhere does an elephant store his luggage?

Overhead compartments -- well, everything except his trunk.  Too big.

Who is 'Leaving On A Jet Plane'?

Dee4j

#668
Feb 02, 2006, 02:01 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erOverhead compartments -- well, everything except his trunk.  Too big.

Who is 'Leaving On A Jet Plane'?

Tarzan

What does Tarzan mean?

n2camping

#669
Feb 02, 2006, 06:50 AM
Quote from: Dee4jTarzan

What does Tarzan mean?




Man with large vocal cords.


 Why do you call him a plumber when nothing he does is level?

AustinBoston

#670
Feb 02, 2006, 07:34 AM
Quote from: n2campingWhy do you call him a plumber when nothing he does is level?


Because he's always plumbing the depths of the flood to find the leak.




Was the murder really done by Col. Mustard in the Library with a Lead Pipe?

n2camping

#671
Feb 02, 2006, 08:03 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause he's always plumbing the depths of the flood to find the leak.




Was the murder really done by Col. Mustard in the Library with a Lead Pipe?


No, actually there was no murder at all. It was a bad dream attributed to eating a bad clam.


What is James Bond's middle name?

Dee4j

#672
Feb 02, 2006, 02:17 PM
Quote from: n2campingNo, actually there was no murder at all. It was a bad dream attributed to eating a bad clam.


What is James Bond's middle name?



Gold

(1st thought not family oriented ;)  :yikes: )


What was Jack the rippers real name?

ChisholmTrail-er

#673
Feb 03, 2006, 02:35 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat was Jack the rippers real name?

Jack Tripper.

If three's company, and four's a crowd, what does that make five?

AustinBoston

#674
Feb 03, 2006, 07:41 AM
Quote from: Dee4jWhat was Jack the rippers real name?

J. Edgar Hoover





Who was head of the FBI before J. Edgar Hoover?
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