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Started by AustinBoston, Apr 26, 2004, 05:58 PM

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AustinBoston

#780
Apr 14, 2006, 11:56 AM
Quote from: Dee4jwhat is the purpose of spring break?

To raise funds for the ASPCA.



How many spring break college students will get pregnant this year?

ChisholmTrail-er

#781
Apr 17, 2006, 12:55 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonHow many spring break college students will get pregnant this year?

None of them.  Since they're college-educated, they are prepared for things like.....spring break.

How does the Easter Bunny carry so many eggs?

Dee4j

#782
Apr 22, 2006, 05:17 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erNone of them.  Since they're college-educated, they are prepared for things like.....spring break.

How does the Easter Bunny carry so many eggs?


he doesn't really... he hides them very well weeks ahead of time and then hops around and puts them where you can see them


is it  rabbit season? or is it duck season?

AustinBoston

#783
Apr 22, 2006, 03:35 PM
Quote from: Dee4jis it  rabbit season? or is it duck season?

Neither...it's camping season...uh, supposed to be wrong answers...uh, I dunno...




When will I get it all figured out?

Dee4j

#784
Apr 23, 2006, 05:38 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonNeither...it's camping season...uh, supposed to be wrong answers...uh, I dunno...




When will I get it all figured out?


when it doesn't rain on a SCCampers campout...oh shoot wrong answers...um....

Monday morning.


why am I on PUT instead of being in my warm cozy bed sleeping?

ChisholmTrail-er

#785
Apr 27, 2006, 11:26 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhy am I on PUT instead of being in my warm cozy bed sleeping?

Because of the ocelot occupying your warm cozy bed.

Where have all the game players gone?

AustinBoston

#786
Apr 29, 2006, 10:24 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBecause of the ocelot occupying your warm cozy bed.

Where have all the game players gone?

Camping...oops, supposed to be wrong answers...um, grocery shopping.



Why havent we gone camping?

Dee4j

#787
Apr 30, 2006, 05:02 AM
Quote from: AustinBostonCamping...oops, supposed to be wrong answers...um, grocery shopping.



Why havent we gone camping?


it's been too hot and the  :swear: gas prices


Why can't we make several BILLION dollars in profit like the gas companies?

ChisholmTrail-er

#788
May 04, 2006, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy can't we make several BILLION dollars in profit like the gas companies?

Because of popup insurance rates, decimating our profits.

With gas prices where they are, how long before someone invents cars that run on milk?

Dee4j

#789
May 07, 2006, 05:32 AM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erBecause of popup insurance rates, decimating our profits.

With gas prices where they are, how long before someone invents cars that run on milk?


by the end of the year even tho milk is over $3 a gallon if you buy 2 the 2nd gallon is less than a dollar...


Why is the sky blue?

AustinBoston

#790
May 07, 2006, 04:29 PM
Quote from: Dee4jWhy is the sky blue?

Because it's holding it's breath.




Why are sunsets red?

Dee4j

#791
May 08, 2006, 03:57 PM
Quote from: AustinBostonBecause it's holding it's breath.




Why are sunsets red?


because they're angry  :mad:  they have to go to bed

why does the moon sometimes come out in the daytime?

ChisholmTrail-er

#792
May 08, 2006, 10:03 PM
Quote from: Dee4jwhy does the moon sometimes come out in the daytime?
To make the sun angry.

How does it rain with the sun shining?

Dee4j

#793
May 15, 2006, 04:23 PM
Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erTo make the sun angry.

How does it rain with the sun shining?



that happens when the sun is sad and starts to cry



How much will gas be by memorial day?

AustinBoston

#794
May 15, 2006, 09:41 PM
Quote from: Dee4jHow much will gas be by memorial day?

A buck three-fourty.




Who came up with the expression "a buck three fourty"?
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