Always wrong answers

[Dee4j]

Remember, always wrong answers...I can't think of a Beatle that was cuter than Herbie.  :p



It's when a car comes and picks you up after a skydive lands you far from your target.




What would prompt someone to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

to go after the 6 pack of beer your buddy thru out of the plane.


who came up with skydiving?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

who came up with skydiving?

A drunken Malcolm "Tippy" Brewster, on a cross-country flight in his famed 1956 doorless Cessna 2800.


The name of which new automobile model sounds the lustiest?

[ForestCreature]

The name of which new automobile model sounds the lustiest?

It has to be that new truck called Fourplay. It's a 4 wheel drive and comes in a deep red with black leather seating. If trucks had shoes this one would be decked out in 4" spikes!

Why is it trucks always look great in red ?

[AustinBoston]

Why is it trucks always look great in red ?

Because they are embarrased and/or angered by everyone (i.e. all the guys) stairing at them (hey, they're lusty, right?).






Why is it that women who drive pickups are either very beautiful or very ugly?

[Kelly]

Why is it that women who drive pickups are either very beautiful or very ugly?

roflmao ~ to scare the boys away.

How long did it take AB to hit before he posted his question?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

How long did it take AB to hit before he posted his question?

He didn't.  When he took a walk to get his nerve up, PJay ed!


Which is the easiest New Year's Resolution to keep up?

[Dee4j]

He didn't.  When he took a walk to get his nerve up, PJay ed!


Which is the easiest New Year's Resolution to keep up?

hmmmm... lose weight & quit drinking beer


why are  woman make better campers??

[SkipP]

hmmmm... lose weight & quit drinking beer
 
 
why are woman make better campers??

Because Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus and everyone knows that Martians prefer to sleep in UFO's (Unusual Fenced Objects...aka Houses)
 
Why do men use better sentence structure?

[Kelly]

Why do men use better sentence structure?

Because they can.  (Always wrong answer, right?)


When does camping season begin?

[cyclone]

When does camping season begin?

Jan. 15


If Kelly is the quiet neighbor, who is the rowdy one?

[SkipP]

Jan. 15
 
 
If Kelly is the quiet neighbor, who is the rowdy one?

In the campground? That would be Jan (who has the mirror ball hanging from the ceiling in her pop-up!).
 
Where did disco come from?

[cyclone]

Where did disco come from?

It originated in a small town in North Carolina, where an ingenious photographer used the light shining from the ballroom dance ball as added lighting for an unusual shot; it took some interesting moves on his part to get the right angle, and thus disco was born; rendering ballroom dance nearly obsolete for a time.

Who invented the macarena?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Who invented the macarena?

Dick Van Patten.

Who let the dogs out?

[Dee4j]

Dick Van Patten.

Who let the dogs out?

The wise ol' owl...Hoo..Hoo..Hoo...Hoo.Hoo...



What are Black Eyed Peas???

[AustinBoston]

What are Black Eyed Peas???

Children who did not mind their Pea's and Q's on the playground.



What's the toughtest branch of the military (note sig before replying)...